Well, writing up another news post. Whether anyone sees it or not -_-

Today I'd like to bring up the subject of how much I hate most of the reviewers on Newgrounds.

Yes, it's true. Most of the people throwing up reviews on Newgrounds deserve to die. Some people (I try, at least) put in meaningful, helpful, and thoughtful reviews. I like these people. They show that they want to help the author of the creation and want to put in their thoughts on the subject.

However, most other people, put in one, maybe two words in their review. This pisses me off. When I want to read reviews, and I get the entire list of reviews saying the exact same thing over and over, (example: I lol'd.) I get mad. I like to read other people's reviews while I'm waiting for the animation/game/audio/art to finish loading.

What ALSO makes me mad, are the people who put in reviews that repeat lines or describe things from the submission. When reading the reviews, you see the spoiler, and it is then not quite so hilarious as it should be. Like I said, I read the reviews BEFORE viewing, and I'm sure many other people do as well.

So, all you half-hearted reviewers out there, start putting in effort, PLEASE. Show people that you aren't just a little kid that watched a video and decided to say 'lol' . Put in things that show that you actually have intellect. Humans are amazing because we can learn and communicate, but no one seems to care. If you submit a review, write WORDS. Do not say "Lol that vid was so funny. I rofl'd until i died then i decided to go eat because the vid maked me hungary." NO, a review like that is TERRIBLE. (Yes, I've seen some exactly like that) Take the time to type out your words. And for the sake of all that is holy, PLEASE take the time to at least learn where to put commas, learn to capitalize properly. The importance of these things are incredible. Examples below.

Oh, and put a double space in the review if you change subjects at all. Like so ---

--- see, it isn't hard to put in double spaces.

The importance of capitalization and commas:

I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse. -_-

So there you have it. I'm done ranting (If I knew how to animate, I'd make my own Foamy video right now...) So, in short, put thought and care into your reviews, or don't review at all. Thank you.

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